(Source: eatmorebikes, via dorkeye)
(Source: eatmorebikes, via dorkeye)
(via cumber-salad)
i just gave a stranger on the internet my address so they can buy me pizza
my foLLOWERS ARE THE EBST??? OH MY GOD
LOOK
PIZZA
my mom saw the pizza and she knows im broke and now shes really mad and im grounded
(via gallifreyantimelady)
i read this whole thing in an elderly asian mans voice
(via gallifreyantimelady)
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
(via timeywimeywinchester)
omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever
im still laughing about this they were so mad omg
(via 4chancookies)
expecto patronum
(Source: cissycissymalfoy, via coolestnerdevar)
Doctor Who AU: What if the Doctor and Rory were flatmate?
(via runwithmedoctor)
(Source: annie-halls, via assbutt-in-the-garrison)
LMAO WHO IS THIS ABERCROMBIE&F MODEL
(Source: thetox, via moriarty-assbutt)